i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people
Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
That first one looks like Eeyore.
IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
Petition to put Hawkeye’s disability and use of a hearing aid in Marvel Cinematic Universe please and thank-you
60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation.FUKXCKING THIS
My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo
do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies
i pledge allegiance
to the butt
of captain america
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows
Orphan Black Meme: [9/10] Scenes