nick fury tho I’m crying
I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.
HOW FUCKING FASCINATING, FATHER.
DO TELL ME MORE.
YOU SO FASCINATING FATHER.
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS POST FOR THREE YEARS TO SHOW TO HELENA AND HERE WE ARE
DID HELENA LIKE IT
you see, it’s a metaphor
you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
I’m twelve years old again.
Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.
Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’
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