tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

regularguy5mb:

subtlyforyou:

Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.

That first one looks like Eeyore.

theeverythingfan:

Firefly cosplay!

theeverythingfan:

Firefly cosplay!

sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

sukihowell:

IMPORTANT - SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

moo-lee:

Petition to put Hawkeye’s disability and use of a hearing aid in Marvel Cinematic Universe please and thank-you

lollylost:

terminal-bisexuality:

60% of straight women say they would never date a bisexual. 50% of straight men say they would never date a bisexual. 40% of gay men and lesbians say they would never date a bisexual. Bisexuals are obviously just greedy. They’re just bisexual so they can sleep with fewer people and lose opportunities for relationships based solely on their sexual orientation. 

FUKXCKING THIS

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

buckydarns:

i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

Do you have any pictures of dogs running so fast they look like they're hover-crafts? Love your blog by the way, totally brightens my day!

doublepistolsandawonk:

thecutestofthecute:

ACTIVATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE IN 3.. 2..1

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jesus lord

thesimplylifeee:

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

slimedeath:

what am i supposed to talk about with people who dont watch tv shows

Orphan Black Meme: [9/10] Scenes